Hi everyone!!

channing-parker:

I’m just kidding. I love you. I couldn’t hate you. Don’t worry. It’s probably easier to hate me than it is to hate you. I mean, who could hate you? No one. 

It was pretty fun. I miss the weather already. Ugh. It was cold and rainy — best kind of weather if you ask me.

Good, I love you, too. Ehhhhhhhhh, I wouldn’t say that. You got that right. Absolutely no one. Except for Erica. Erica might. And my parents as of late.

Yes, thank you! Cold and rainy is the most perfect weather out there. 

Hi everyone!!

channing-parker:

I beg to differ.

I went to Washington state! With my dad. Just for two weeks. What if I didn’t miss you? What if this is all a big lie? I actually hate you. 

No, you do. I know it.

Well that sure sounds like fun. What? Really? You hate me? Well shit, Chan. At least give me the courtesy to tell me sooner instead of stringing me along all these years. Rude.

I lost my wedding ring. Fuck.

dancing-delilah:

bemylittle-valentine:

Well.. I think we all did at some point. Wait, is this job a bad thing..? I’m so confused now. 

But I mean, I royally screwed things up. Not even kidding - since I dropped out of High school, everything’s just been so wrong. And yeah, it’s a bad thing. 

I’m sorry. Hmh.. I wanna know what it is. But.. I won’t push it.

Hi everyone!!

channing-parker:

Ugh, yes. I hate you.

I’m excited for you to get back! Although I just got back myself..but! I missed you on my trip so that counts for something right?

Nope, you love me.

I am, too! Oh good, I would hate for you to not miss me. I mean, come on. How could you miss this? Trip, wait. Where’d you run off to?

Hi everyone!!

channing-parker:

Shhh! Don’t make me blush. 

How’ve you been? How’s Viola and Shelly? Good I hope!

It’s too late isn’t it? Isn’t it? I made you blush already. Don’t lie.

They’ve been great! They’re really excited for me to get back.

Hi everyone!!

channing-parker:

B! Hi! I missed you!

I missed you, too, you gorgeous lady you!

Hi everyone!!

channing-parker:

I’ve missed you all, so, so much!

Chan!

I lost my wedding ring. Fuck.

dancing-delilah:

bemylittle-valentine:

Maybe? Oh God, Delilah, maybe!? Hahahaha, so bad ass. It is, especially from me. You’re welcome.

I kind of fucked up my life, Brett. Nothing unusual, I suppose.. I always seem to be fucking it up one way or another, ha. 

Well.. I think we all did at some point. Wait, is this job a bad thing..? I’m so confused now. 

I lost my wedding ring. Fuck.

dancing-delilah:

bemylittle-valentine:

Uh-huh. So, what I’m getting from this is you’re an assassin? Good to know. I’m happy for both of you.

It’s complicated, and no I’m not.. Maybe. Like I said, it’s complicated. And thank you, that’s nice to hear.

Maybe? Oh God, Delilah, maybe!? Hahahaha, so bad ass. It is, especially from me. You’re welcome.

I lost my wedding ring. Fuck.

dancing-delilah:

bemylittle-valentine:

Sure as Hell sounds like it. Come onnnnn, you can tell me. Aw, that’s cute.

If I tell you, then it won’t be pretty. Remember, I can kick your ass into the ground within a couple seconds, so don’t test me pretty boy. And yeah, it kind of is. She’s perfect.

Uh-huh. So, what I’m getting from this is you’re an assassin? Good to know. I’m happy for both of you.